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DARTH VADER
Once the heroic Jedi Knight named Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force. Forever scarred by his defeat on Mustafar, Vader was transformed into a cybernetically-enhanced Sith Lord. At the dawn of the Empire, Vader led the Empire’s eradication of the Jedi Order and the search for survivors. He remained in service of the Emperor -- the evil Darth Sidious -- for decades, enforcing his Master’s will and seeking to crush the Rebel Alliance and other detractors. But there was still good in him…

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I am a failure, please teach me the power of the dark side....DV You will learn with time my comrade..

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It's nice too meet you Marilyn..

No way Darth thats so funny!..

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MM - Am I dreamin... Kiss me quick before I wake up.

DV - You have a natural radiance and beauty around you....

General Zedan higher than Darth Vader - Imperial storm trooper - Greetings General we are here to serve... I hope your journey to Disneyland was satisfactory my General.

GZ - Have you found Darth Vader, It is very important that I speak to him.. Chromos - No General we are working on locating him very soon, GZ - Good make sure you take care of it...

Mickey Mouse, Ohh Darth you have the same ears as me..

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DV - The air is so much cleaner on Earth....This wonderful castle does bring back memories of the Death Star that I used to own...

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MM - I love your suit so much...

DV - After are wedding you will be called Dianne Vader my beautiful love.....

I have word General Zedan is looking for you my Lord.....DV - What pestilence, this is my time and no one elses..

DV - Why is there so many people that try to imitate me......

DV - Yes I totally agree and that perfume smells wonderful......

Bruce Tee - Don't think too hard, You must Feeeel... DV - Do you think your wise words will change my philosophy on life.. I am about to get married to the most beautiful woman in all of the galaxy..

Master Darth Vader it is an honour to be in your presence, I and my mouse friends pledge alliegance to you my lord..

Monster head fan - I've heard so much about you Darth, Is it possible we could take a selfie together..

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DV - We have to keep on the move, If GZ catches me I will be forced to leave Earth and my wedding plans will be destroyed forever..

Rockstar legend - And kaboooom The music will send you back to the Death Star and your lost sense of power.. DV - That is fantastic Lionel, I wish for a full scale orchestra with tremendous punch and vitality, Only the best music will ever be acceptable on my wedding day..

Rockstar Legend - And remember Darth if your not impressed and completely satisfied with the sound score I guarantee a quibble free refund and your space credits back.. DV - I accept your deal you are a very honourable gentlemen..

DV - I will show you how to fight, Fists up young mouse..

(Sounds of screaming and fun, water splashing..Disneyland employee, Can I help you there, This area is restricted and off bounds.. DV - I mean you know harm but I must keep on the move as I am wanted by GZ..You can't fool me you're trying to get free entry into the water park aren't you.. DV - No No I am also an employee and have been told to report to reception as I an playing Darth Vader as you can see.. DE - Do you have any credentials proof, DV - Come on mate I'm also on the minimum wage and pick up food stamps every week.. DE - Okay I will let you off this time, but next time please report to me first.. Story to continue.......

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The Mount Rushmore National Memorial is a national memorial centered on a colossal sculpture carved into the granite face of Mount Rushmore (Lakota: Tȟuŋkášila Šákpe, or Six Grandfathers) in the Black Hills near Keystone, South Dakota, United States. Sculptor Gutzon Borglum designed the sculpture, called Shrine of Democracy, and oversaw the project's execution from 1927 to 1941 with the help of his son, Lincoln Borglum. The sculpture features the 60-foot-tall (18 m) heads of four United States presidents: George Washington (1732–1799), Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826), Theodore Roosevelt (1858–1919) and Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865). Mount Rushmore attracts more than two million visitors annually. The four presidents were chosen to represent the nation's birth, growth, development and preservation, respectively. The memorial park covers 1,278 acres (2.00 sq mi; 5.17 km2) and the mountain's elevation is 5,725 feet (1,745 m) above sea level.

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The sculptor chose Mount Rushmore in part because it faces southeast for maximum sun exposure. The carving was the idea of Doane Robinson, a historian for the state of South Dakota. Robinson originally wanted the sculpture to feature American West heroes, such as Lewis and Clark, their expedition guide Sacagawea, Oglala Lakota chief Red Cloud, Buffalo Bill Cody, and Oglala Lakota chief Crazy Horse. Borglum believed that the sculpture should have broader appeal and chose the four presidents. Peter Norbeck, U.S. senator from South Dakota, sponsored the project and secured federal funding. Construction began in 1927 and the presidents' faces were completed between 1934 and 1939. After Gutzon Borglum died in March 1941, his son Lincoln took over as leader of the construction project. Each president was originally to be depicted from head to waist, but lack of funding forced construction to end on October 31, 1941.

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The sculpture at Mount Rushmore is built on land that was illegally taken from the Sioux Nation in the 1870s. The Sioux continue to demand return of the land, and in 1980 the US Supreme Court ruled in United States v. Sioux Nation of Indians that the taking of the Black Hills required just compensation, and awarded the tribe $102 million. The Sioux have refused the money, which has grown per interest to over a billion dollars, and demand the return of the land. This conflict continues, leading some critics of the monument to refer to it as a "Shrine of Hypocrisy

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The Lakota people or the people of Standing Rock are one of the first original Native American tribes who inhabited the North Americas before the arrival of Europeans. Often referred to as the Great Sioux Nation, these people can be divided into three distinct groups based on the language and geography; Dakota (Santee, Eastern Dakota), Lakota (Teton, Western Dakota) and Nakota (Yankton, Central Dakota). “Dakota” and “Lakota” means “friends” or “allies”.

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Mount Rushmore and the surrounding Black Hills (Pahá Sápa) are considered sacred by Plains Indians such as the Arapaho, Cheyenne, and Lakota Sioux, who used the area for centuries as a place to pray and gather food, building materials, and medicine. The Lakota called the mountain "Six Grandfathers" (Tȟuŋkášila Šákpe), symbolizing ancestral deities personified as the six directions: north, south, east, west, above (sky), and below (earth). In the latter half of the 19th century, expansion by the United States into the Black Hills led to the Sioux Wars. In the 1868 Treaty of Fort Laramie, the U.S. government granted exclusive use of all of the Black Hills, including Six Grandfathers, to the Sioux in perpetuity.

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Six Grandfathers was a significant part of the spiritual journey taken in the early 1870s by Lakota leader Black Elk (Heȟáka Sápa, also known as "The Sixth Grandfather"), that culminated at the nearby Black Elk Peak,[16] (Hiŋháŋ Káǧa, "Making of Owls") U.S. general George Armstrong Custer summited Black Elk Peak a few years later in 1874 during the Black Hills Expedition, which triggered the Black Hills Gold Rush and Great Sioux War of 1876. In 1877, the U.S. broke the Treaty of Fort Laramie and asserted control over the area, leading to an influx of settlers and prospectors.

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Among those prospectors was New York mining promoter James Wilson, who organized the Harney Peak Tin Company, and hired New York attorney Charles E. Rushmore to visit the Black Hills and confirm the company's land claims. During a visit in 1884 or 1885, Rushmore saw Six Grandfathers and asked his guide, Bill Challis, the mountain's name; Challis replied that the mountain didn't have a name, but that it would henceforth be named after Rushmore. The name "Mount Rushmore" continued to be used locally, and was officially recognized by the United States Board of Geographic Names in June 1930.

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New York attorney Charles E. Rushmore

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By the 1920s, South Dakota had become a U.S. state, and was a popular destination for road trippers visiting the Black Hills National Forest, Wind Cave National Park, and Needles Highway. In 1923, the Secretary of the South Dakota State Historical Society, Doane Robinson, who would come to be known as the "Father of Mount Rushmore", learned about the "Shrine to the Confederacy", a project to carve the likenesses of Confederate generals into the side of Stone Mountain, Georgia that had been underway since 1915. Seeking to boost tourism to South Dakota, Robinson began promoting the idea of a similar monument in the Black Hills, representing "not only the wild grandeur of its local geography but also the triumph of western civilization over that geography through its anthropomorphic representation."

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Robinson initially approached sculptor Lorado Taft, but Taft was ill at the time and uninterested in Robinson's project. Robinson next sought the help of then-U.S. Senator Peter Norbeck, who had established Custer State Park when he was Governor in 1919. Norbeck cautiously supported Robinson's plan, and Robinson began campaigning for it publicly. Some in the local community also supported Robinson's plan, but many opposed it vigorously. On August 20th, 1924, Robinson wrote to Gutzon Borglum, the sculptor of "Shrine to the Confederacy," asking him to travel to the Black Hills region to determine whether the carving could be accomplished. Borglum, who had involved himself with the Ku Klux Klan, one of the Stone Mountain memorial's funders, had been having disagreements with the Stone Mountain Memorial Association, and on September 24th, 1924, travelled to South Dakota to meet Robinson.

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Borglum's original plan was to make the carvings in 150-meter-high granite pillars known as the Needles (Hiŋháŋ Káǧa). However, the eroded Needles were too thin to support sculpting. On August 14, 1925, Borglum summitted Black Elk Peak while scouting alternative locations, and reportedly said upon seeing Mount Rushmore, "America will march along that skyline." He chose Mount Rushmore, a grander location, partly because it faced southeast and enjoyed maximum exposure to the sun.

U.S. Senator Peter Norbeck

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Stone Mountain Confederate Memorial features General Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson and Jefferson Davis—and has stirred up controversy in Georgia for years. Greg Balfour Evans/Alamy

Stone Mountain is a quartz monzonite dome monadnock and the site of Stone Mountain Park, 16 miles (26 km) east of Atlanta, Georgia. Outside the park is the small city of Stone Mountain, Georgia. The park is the most visited tourist site in the state of Georgia.

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Gutzon Borglum

Borglum rejected Robinson's original plan of depicting characters from the Old West, such as Lewis and Clark, Red Cloud, Sacagawea, John C. Fremont, and Crazy Horse, and instead decided to depict four American presidents: George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, and Theodore Roosevelt. The four presidential faces were said to be carved into the granite with the intention of symbolizing "an accomplishment born, planned, and created in the minds and by the hands of Americans for Americans". The Lakota and other local indigenous communities objected to the overall plan as constituting desecration of their sacred lands, and to the racist and sometimes violent anti-indigenous policies of the four presidents depicted. For the Lakota and other tribes, the monument "came to epitomize the loss of their sacred lands and the injustices they've suffered under the U.S. government."

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The Ku Klux Klan commonly shortened to the KKK or the Klan is the name of several historical and current American white supremacist, far right-wing terrorist, and hate groups. Their primary targets are African Americans, Hispanics, Jews,Latinos, Asian Americans, Native Americans, and Catholics, as well as immigrants, leftists, homosexuals, Muslims, atheists, and abortion providers.

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Three separate Klans have existed in three non-overlapping time periods. Each comprised local chapters with little or no central direction. Each has advocated extremist reactionary positions such as white nationalism, anti-immigration and—especially in later iterations—Nordicism, antisemitism, anti-Catholicism, Prohibition, right-wing populism, anti-communism, homophobia, anti-atheism, and Islamophobia. The first Klan founded by Confederate veterans used terrorism—both physical assault and murder—against politically active Black people and their allies in the Southern United States in the late 1860s. The second iteration of the Klan originated in the late 1910s, and was the first to use cross burnings and hooded robes. The KKK of the 1920s had a nationwide membership in the millions and reflected a cross-section of the native-born white population. The third Klan formed in the mid 20th century, largely as a reaction to the growing civil rights movement. It committed murders and bombings to achieve its aims. All three movements have called for the "purification" of American society, and are all considered far-right extremist organizations. In each era, membership was secret and estimates of the total were highly exaggerated by both friends and enemies.

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Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil...

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Prime Minister's Office, 10, Downing Street, Westminster, Lambeth, London, Greater London, England, SW1A 2AA, United Kingdom.

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The Sydney Opera House

The golden gate bridge..

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Darth Vader is a massive hit with the children and almost forgets he has to keep a low profile or risk getting captured by the Imperial storm troopers that lurk in every corner of the Disneyland complex..

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The disneyland employee steps aside as Darth makes his getaway into the water park... Darth waste's no time as he begins to play with the children just before they swamp him with laughter..

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Darth Vader has proven to be a very popular figure and has maxed out the pool..

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More and more children begin to surround Darth Vader and now he is in big trouble.. Darth suddenly has an idea to get out of the sticky situation and begins to pretend that he is drowning.. If a lifeguard notices Darth's fate he can get out of the water and make a fast exit...

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The fast thinking black pimpernel's plan is starting to work as a lifeguard runs over to save the day... Darth is pulled out after some effort and resuscitated.. Darth splutters but is otherwise okay.. Darth can not thank the lifeguard enough as he hugs him for saving his wedding plans.. I understand mate I really do say's the lifeguard as he pats his back, I've been married 5 times..

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Darth decides that he needs to chill out so grabs a cocktail at the poolside bar.. This gives Darth a little time to work out his next move..

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Some time passes and Darth realises that he must fit in as a disneyland worker if he can save the day.. Darth leaves the waterpark and decides he will try out a few rides while he waits for his music composition to be scored by the legendary rock star composer Lionel..

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'The Star Wars That I Used To Know' - Gotye 'Somebody That I Used To Know' Parody

'The Star Wars That I Used To Know' - Gotye 'Somebody That I Used To Know' Parody

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'The Star Wars That I Used To Know' - Gotye 'Somebody That I Used To Know' Parody

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More Machine Now (Darth Vader song) [Star Wars song]

More Machine Now (Darth Vader song) [Star Wars song]

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More Machine Now (Darth Vader song) [Star Wars song]

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Darth is really enjoying the rides as he spots a star wars themed funhouse, Perfect say's Darth I will never be found in here.. 

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To Darth's horror the Imperial storm troopers who once were on his side now come alive, Drats say's Darth this funhouse was a trap... Darth begins to fight with the stormtroopers who are determined to capture the traitor and bring him directly to General Zedan..

A tremendous sound of laser zaps and screeching is heard, A blur of time and light passes as Darth Vader fights with the storm troopers.. Images of the past flash inside Darth's mind of a time when he was cold heartless and lonely..

The funhose explodes with light as it flickers and arcs in all directions. A long sawing electric sound is heard as light sabres make contact.

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Darth Vader makes light work of the Imperial Storm Troopers as he slices and dices with precision.. The fight goes outside where Darth obliterates the entire squadron single handed...

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Suddenly hundreds of people appear in high spirits cheering and clapping, Many shout out Bravo, good show, Wow that was amazing, can you do it again, Whens the next show, Awesome, It was so good I thought it was real say's another person...

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Darth enters and sits down, To his surprise a movie is playing and it's all about weddings..I could get some useful tips thinks Darth I want my day to be perfect..The Death Star wasnt so perfect but I want this moment to be so..

A girl begins to play with Darth's control panel as she eagerly presses on the buttons for another surprize.. Darth is completed taken back but will stand his ground and go along with the buzz of the moment.. Darth raises his hands and say's It was nothing I like to please my fans and put on a good fighting display..Gotta go now gotta go say's Darth as he begins to push his way through the excited crowd.. Darth suddenly feels elation for the first time as he begins to ponder his wedding.. As he walks and walks into the disney land park he spots a 4d Cinema.. Perfect say's Darth there can't possibly be any storm troopers in here..

The light changes to a red hue - People from behind begin to whisper among themselves, Hey there's that really cool Disney land worker..People laugh and giggle as they watch the movie screen.. Darth is enthralled by the wedding movie.. More and more people enter the cinema and sit down..

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Darth watches as a man and woman marry in a beautiful church setting..

The Vicar begins - When the vows are said, you turn to each other, take each other’s right hand and say:

‘I, (Elizabeth), take you, (Michael)
to be my wife/husband,
to have and to hold
from this day forward;
for better, for worse,
for richer, for poorer,
in sickness and in health,
to love and to cherish,
till death us do part,
according to God’s holy law.
In the presence of God I make this vow.’

Suddenly a loud noise is heard following by loud screaming, Darth turns his head and is astonished to see that a wild bear has now entered the 4d cinema complex..The bear looks menacing and is coming straight for the loveless crusader..

Darth reminisces to himself - (People scream as they run from the cinema) I could be mistake is that Chewbacca I already saved his life from the hands of Bobba Fett, No this is a real grizzly, The dark side help me now...

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Darth Vader is very annoyed having been rudely interupted by this hairy behemoth, Vader jumps from his chair and pulls out his light sabre, Okay you mean mother it's showtime.... The bear growls loudly as it tussles with Darth Vader, Darth manages to push the bear back before striking it hard on the left shoulder, The bear winces in pain and to Darth's surprise turns and runs out of the cinema full pelt.. 

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Darth Vader decides it is time to leave as security will be here very shortly.. Darth exits a back door but turns for a second to escapulate his thoughts and memories of the wedding movie..

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Incredibly the bear has become ultra scared having never witnessed a technologically advanced light sabre..The disneyland resort has become barren and empty as everyone takes cover.

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Darth decides enough is enough as he searches for a hotel for the night.. A few minutes later Darth spots a place he can call home for the night and waits patiently for assistance..

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Darth Vader enters the hotel and walks up to reception.. To Darth's surprise an android is working the booth and he realises he will have to speak with the male robot.. The robot has very basic communication tools as it begins to speak with Darth.. 2 egg 2 bean you want pizza.. No say's Darth I would like a room for the night.. You want rooooom say's Robot, You need egg shell, The robot begins to splutter some incomprehensible language that Darth struggles to understand.. DV - I need a room you robotic scrapheap, A woman behind shouts out, He's okay just might need a recharge..I can help you.. The lady stands and gets Vader a key, room number 17 say's the woman, Don't forget you must be out of the building by 10am.. Darth leaves reception and makes his way to his room..

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Darth Vader is feeling tired as he quickly gets into bed, Sweet dreams Darth see you in the morning...

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Morning has broken as Darth is treated to a breakfast in bed, Yummy..

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Darth Vader leaves the hotel and is now thinking about finding a suitable wedding venus similar to a church, He also needs to find Dianne and invite a few guests..Darth walks the lonely path as he enjoys the fresh air..

A scream is heard as Darth looks behind, To his dismay a woman is getting robbed of her rings..Hand it over shouts the thief as the terrified woman freezes on the spot..

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Darth decides he will help out as he chases after the brazen thief, Stop Stop I'm making a citizen's arrest shouts Darth as he runs as fast as he can.. Darth continues the chase as he uses his dark side powers to choke his assailant, The thief stops in his tracks as he holds his hands to his throat, I can't breath he stutters. Darth releases his mental grip and snatches the ring from the thief, I'll take that say's Darth as he returns to the distraught woman..

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Darth and the woman make there way over to the cable cars and subsequently sit next to each other as they slowly climb hanging from a thick steel cable..I hope Dianne does not see me thinks Darth, I would hate to upset her not now not while this saga is playing out, She will understand I am a wanted man and have to do what's best..

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The woman is elated to be reunited with her ring, The woman say's how can I ever repay you you saved ny life and returned my treasured ring..Don't mention it say's Darth, but you could do one thing for me, What's that say's the woman with a surprised tone of voice, DV  I would love for you to accompany me onto the cable car ride as I would like to see Disneyland from high up.. Oh of course say's the woman I would be honoured..

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Darth and the woman reach the top as he parts his way with her.. Darth looks out from the elevated platform and can now see the entire complex..

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Darth knows he is a wanted fugitive now as he has refused to meet with General Zegan.. As Darth ponders his actions something catches his eye, Darth freezes completely as he focuses on a commotion in the distance..

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Holy egg shell say's Darth, From a distance a squadron of Imperial storm troopers have suddenly appeared from a spaceship.. This is not good say's Darth I had better come up with a plan or my wedding plans will be over.. I don't want to go back to the dark side or that rotting Castle on Mustafar..

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